Quotes by Garry Shandling

I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but...

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I practice safe sex - I use an airbag.

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I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.

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After making love I said to my girl, Was it good for you too? And...

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I play basketball on Sundays and I'm a very spiritual guy; I read a lot...

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I like going into nature and that's where I'm happiest.

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I guess he wanted to see a little more sexual activity because in real life,...

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I don't know why men are so fascinated with television and I think it has...

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I don't know how to ground myself without the other actor present.

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I am pretty tenacious as a perfectionist in terms of getting something right.

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I actually think I'm more of a turtle than Verne is. Where Verne is up...

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Here's the thing - I'm single, I haven't been married, I don't have kids yet....

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