Quotes by Garry Shandling

First of all, I'm not the kind of guy that likes to rehash the show...

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Carol Burnett was particularly funny. She swore for the first time on television on Larry...

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But I really like hosting, I think it's a strength of mine. It allows me...

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Because I am afraid of commitment. This movie certainly has some bearing and is some...

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You know it's funny that none of the regular late-night shows now use guest hosts...

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Without comedy as a defense mechanism I wouldn't be able to survive.

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Which is, I'm an optimist that two people can be together to work out their...

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The only way I would go back to hosting would be if it were something...

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My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me.

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My first appearance as a guest on The Tonight Show was in '81.

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It's not the hair on your head that matters. It's the kind of hair you...

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I've never had anyone put on a puppet show to convince me of anything. And...

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