Quotes by Garrison Keillor

Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love...

#Forgiveness

You taught me to be nice, so nice that now I am so full of...

#Passion

Where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking and all the children...

#Women

That's the news from Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men...

#Women

Selective ignorance, a cornerstone of child rearing. You don't put kids under surveillance: it might...

#Parents

Humor, a good sense of it, is to Americans what manhood is to Spaniards and...

#Humor

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came...

#Brotherly, #Childhood, #Food

The funniest line in English is Get it? When you say that, everyone chortles.

#Garrison Keillor

Sometimes you have to look reality in the eye, and deny it.

#Garrison Keillor

Nothing you do for children is ever wasted. They seem not to notice us, hovering,...

#Garrison Keillor

Lake Wobegon, the little town that time forgot and the decades cannot improve.

#Garrison Keillor

It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars.

#Garrison Keillor