https://quotes-lover.com/wp-content/themes/ql18/img/social/facebook.pnghttps://quotes-lover.com/wp-content/themes/ql18/img/social/twitter.pnghttps://quotes-lover.com/wp-content/themes/ql18/img/social/google-plus.png

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad...

,

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad...

A book is a gift you can open again and again.

, ,

A book is a gift you can open again and again.

Humor, a good sense of it, is to Americans what manhood is to Spaniards and...

Humor, a good sense of it, is to Americans what manhood is to Spaniards and...

Selective ignorance, a cornerstone of child rearing. You don't put kids under surveillance: it might...

Selective ignorance, a cornerstone of child rearing. You don't put kids under surveillance: it might...

That's the news from Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men...

That's the news from Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men...

Where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking and all the children...

Where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking and all the children...

You taught me to be nice, so nice that now I am so full of...

You taught me to be nice, so nice that now I am so full of...

Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love...

Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love...

It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars.

It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars.

Lake Wobegon, the little town that time forgot and the decades cannot improve.

Lake Wobegon, the little town that time forgot and the decades cannot improve.

Nothing you do for children is ever wasted. They seem not to notice us, hovering,...

Nothing you do for children is ever wasted. They seem not to notice us, hovering,...

Sometimes you have to look reality in the eye, and deny it.

Sometimes you have to look reality in the eye, and deny it.

The funniest line in English is Get it? When you say that, everyone chortles.

The funniest line in English is Get it? When you say that, everyone chortles.

They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad...

They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad...

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar...

,

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar...

Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you...

Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you...

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all...

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all...

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came...

, ,

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came...