Quotes about Garrison Keillor

They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad...

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The funniest line in English is Get it? When you say that, everyone chortles.

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Sometimes you have to look reality in the eye, and deny it.

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Nothing you do for children is ever wasted. They seem not to notice us, hovering,...

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Lake Wobegon, the little town that time forgot and the decades cannot improve.

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It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars.

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It was luxuries like air conditioning that brought down the Roman Empire. With air conditioning...

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I'm not busy... a woman with three children under the age of 10 wouldn't think...

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I think the most un-American thing you can say is, 'You can't say that.'

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I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.

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Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far...

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Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.

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