Quotes by Dwight Schrute

You know whats better than a triceratops. Only every other dinosaur that has ever existed.

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Before I do anything I ask myself Would an idiot do that? And if the...

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My feelings regenerate at twice the speed of a normal man.

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The eyes are the groin of the head.

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Reject a woman, and she will never let it go. One of the many defects...

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When I die. I want to be frozen. And if they have to freeze me...

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I dont believe you, continue.

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I dont care what Jim says, that is not Benjamin Franklin. I am 99% sure.

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I am faster than 80% of all snakes.

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When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was...

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Dolphins get a lot of good publicity for the drowning swimmers they push back to...

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Through concentration, I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will.

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