Quotes by Due Date

Yeah. Well, I was in stealth mode. Still got the scarf on my head and...

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You Americano's sneak into our country, bring drugs, party. You sleep with our women. -Federali...

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You sound like Jason Bourne, man. You don't know where you're going, no ID. -Peter...

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Unfortunately, I need you to drive. I can't because I'm on vicodin, I'm not supposed...

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What about the dog? Does he have glycoma? Cause his eyes are glassy as fuck....

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Yeah, there's plenty of him still in here. Darryl, he made three cups of coffee,...

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No, no, no, no! His dad is the coffee. He passed away and his remains...

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I kept some. I kept a little bit of it and put it in my...

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