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Sonny, you will be sorely missed, you little bat-faced piece of shit! -Peter Highman

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What are you, my fucking boss? You make the hours here? I say we close,...

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Let me give you a little bit of friendly advice, nobody who calls themselves Hollywood...

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Sorry. I'm a deep sleeper, it's a condition. You know when they say; 'I think...

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You better change yourself before you wreck yourself. -Ethan Tremblay

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You know, I just wanna offer an explanation, sir, as to why you wound up...

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Oh, that's me. I'm just masturbating. Well, if you keep interrupting me it will take...

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Okay guys, we need to get out there. Really need to get going. Paul what...

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Why? Because, it's a picture of yourself. Anyone can take a picture in a beautiful...

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I can't believe I did that! Sorry, Peter. I'm so sorry. I didn't think it...

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Fine. But in the future when we're hanging out as buddies, if we get into...

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You were like a fucking commando! You were a comanche warrior. -Peter Highman

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