Yeah, there's plenty of him still in here. Darryl, he made three cups of coffee, I think there's about eight cups of my dad left in here. -Ethan Tremblay

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I can't believe I did that! Sorry, Peter. I'm so sorry. I didn't think it...

I can't believe I did that! Sorry, Peter. I'm so sorry. I didn't think it...

You sound like Jason Bourne, man. You don't know where you're going, no ID. -Peter...

You sound like Jason Bourne, man. You don't know where you're going, no ID. -Peter...

Sonny, you will be sorely missed, you little bat-faced piece of shit! -Peter Highman

Sonny, you will be sorely missed, you little bat-faced piece of shit! -Peter Highman

If you're allergic to waffles, then don't eat waffles. -Peter

If you're allergic to waffles, then don't eat waffles. -Peter

Ethan, you broke the seal when you poured out the coffee, then you poured your...

Ethan, you broke the seal when you poured out the coffee, then you poured your...

Ethan, I know you made it up. It's your fucking stage name. Why did you...

Ethan, I know you made it up. It's your fucking stage name. Why did you...

I kept some. I kept a little bit of it and put it in my...

I kept some. I kept a little bit of it and put it in my...

I got ninety friends on Facebook, twelve of them are pending, but I got ninety...

I got ninety friends on Facebook, twelve of them are pending, but I got ninety...

You know, I just wanna offer an explanation, sir, as to why you wound up...

You know, I just wanna offer an explanation, sir, as to why you wound up...

Why are your father's ashes in a coffee can? -Peter

Why are your father's ashes in a coffee can? -Peter

You were like a fucking commando! You were a comanche warrior. -Peter Highman

You were like a fucking commando! You were a comanche warrior. -Peter Highman

It's like...God almighty! Holy moly! It's like traveling with a child. -Ethan Tremblay

It's like...God almighty! Holy moly! It's like traveling with a child. -Ethan Tremblay

What about the dog? Does he have glycoma? Cause his eyes are glassy as fuck....

What about the dog? Does he have glycoma? Cause his eyes are glassy as fuck....

You better change yourself before you wreck yourself. -Ethan Tremblay

You better change yourself before you wreck yourself. -Ethan Tremblay

Okay guys, we need to get out there. Really need to get going. Paul what...

Okay guys, we need to get out there. Really need to get going. Paul what...

Yeah. Well, I was in stealth mode. Still got the scarf on my head and...

Yeah. Well, I was in stealth mode. Still got the scarf on my head and...

Have you ever seen the movie Forrest Gump? He ran across the U.S. and he...

Have you ever seen the movie Forrest Gump? He ran across the U.S. and he...

Nothin' he loved more than jazz music and womens titties. -Ethan Tremblay

Nothin' he loved more than jazz music and womens titties. -Ethan Tremblay

Fine. But in the future when we're hanging out as buddies, if we get into...

Fine. But in the future when we're hanging out as buddies, if we get into...

Sorry. I'm a deep sleeper, it's a condition. You know when they say; 'I think...

Sorry. I'm a deep sleeper, it's a condition. You know when they say; 'I think...