You Americano's sneak into our country, bring drugs, party. You sleep with our women. -Federali Agent

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I can't believe I did that! Sorry, Peter. I'm so sorry. I didn't think it...

I can't believe I did that! Sorry, Peter. I'm so sorry. I didn't think it...

Wow, I've been called a lot of things, man. But inappropriate...that's some fucked up shit,...

Wow, I've been called a lot of things, man. But inappropriate...that's some fucked up shit,...

Okay guys, we need to get out there. Really need to get going. Paul what...

Okay guys, we need to get out there. Really need to get going. Paul what...

You sound like Jason Bourne, man. You don't know where you're going, no ID. -Peter...

You sound like Jason Bourne, man. You don't know where you're going, no ID. -Peter...

Let me give you a little bit of friendly advice, nobody who calls themselves Hollywood...

Let me give you a little bit of friendly advice, nobody who calls themselves Hollywood...

Yeah. Well, I was in stealth mode. Still got the scarf on my head and...

Yeah. Well, I was in stealth mode. Still got the scarf on my head and...

Yeah, there's plenty of him still in here. Darryl, he made three cups of coffee,...

Yeah, there's plenty of him still in here. Darryl, he made three cups of coffee,...

You were like a fucking commando! You were a comanche warrior. -Peter Highman

You were like a fucking commando! You were a comanche warrior. -Peter Highman

Ethan, you broke the seal when you poured out the coffee, then you poured your...

Ethan, you broke the seal when you poured out the coffee, then you poured your...

No, no, no, no! His dad is the coffee. He passed away and his remains...

No, no, no, no! His dad is the coffee. He passed away and his remains...

What are you, my fucking boss? You make the hours here? I say we close,...

What are you, my fucking boss? You make the hours here? I say we close,...

Why? Because, it's a picture of yourself. Anyone can take a picture in a beautiful...

Why? Because, it's a picture of yourself. Anyone can take a picture in a beautiful...

Nothin' he loved more than jazz music and womens titties. -Ethan Tremblay

Nothin' he loved more than jazz music and womens titties. -Ethan Tremblay

I kept some. I kept a little bit of it and put it in my...

I kept some. I kept a little bit of it and put it in my...

Fine. But in the future when we're hanging out as buddies, if we get into...

Fine. But in the future when we're hanging out as buddies, if we get into...

Sorry. I'm a deep sleeper, it's a condition. You know when they say; 'I think...

Sorry. I'm a deep sleeper, it's a condition. You know when they say; 'I think...

I got ninety friends on Facebook, twelve of them are pending, but I got ninety...

I got ninety friends on Facebook, twelve of them are pending, but I got ninety...

Ethan, I know you made it up. It's your fucking stage name. Why did you...

Ethan, I know you made it up. It's your fucking stage name. Why did you...

Let me talk to her. Do you have a hairdresser out west? I just go...

Let me talk to her. Do you have a hairdresser out west? I just go...

Okay, you just look really official. And you know if I ask you if you're...

Okay, you just look really official. And you know if I ask you if you're...