Quotes by Dave Barry

I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not...

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I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go through...

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I realize that I'm generalizing here, but as is often the case when I generalize,...

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I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War.

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Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This...

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Have you noticed that whatever sport you're trying to learn, some earnest person is always...

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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.

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The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.

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The Sixties are now considered a historical period, just like the Roman Empire.

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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads,...

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The real threat to whales is whaling, which has endangered many whale species.

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The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here - they generally...

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