Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.

Quote by Dave Barry

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The world is full of strange phenomena that cannot be explained by the laws of...

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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it,...

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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined...

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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.

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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games...

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All of us are born with a set of instinctive fears - of falling, of...

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In fact, just about all the major natural attractions you find in the West- the...

Eugene is located in western Oregon, approximately 278 billion miles from anything.

Eugene is located in western Oregon, approximately 278 billion miles from anything.

I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War.

I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War.

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Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.

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Have you noticed that whatever sport you're trying to learn, some earnest person is always...

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It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take...

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Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been...

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What may seem depressing or even tragic to one person may seem like an absolute...

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People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to...

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What, exactly, is the internet? Basically it is a global network exchanging digitized data in...

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Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been...

Television is a corporate vulgarity

Television is a corporate vulgarity

Modern politics today requires a mastery of television. I've never really warmed up to television...

Modern politics today requires a mastery of television. I've never really warmed up to television...