And computers are getting smarter all the time: scientists tell us that soon they will be able to talk to us. (By they I mean computers: I doubt scientists will ever be able to talk to us.)

Quote by Dave Barry

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We operate under a jury system in this country, and as much as we complain...

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I realize that I'm generalizing here, but as is often the case when I generalize,...

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Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be...

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A computer makes it possible to do, in half an hour, tasks which were completely...

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The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat.

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The Sixties are now considered a historical period, just like the Roman Empire.

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The major parties could conduct live human sacrifices on their podiums during prime time, and...

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My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as...

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And so by the fifteenth century, on October 8, the Europeans were looking for a...

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It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a...

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Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large organizations habitually engage...

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There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have personal computers, and those...

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I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can...

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The real cause of personal existence is not the favor of the Almighty, but the...

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IF the parent is a drunkard, a gambler and a cheat, no amount of textbook...