And computers are getting smarter all the time: scientists tell us that soon they will be able to talk to us. (By they I mean computers: I doubt scientists will ever be able to talk to us.)

Quote by Dave Barry

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My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as...

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Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons that you cannot see...

We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong...

We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong...

I find myself having these conversations where I go...You know, the guy, in that place....

I find myself having these conversations where I go...You know, the guy, in that place....

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My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as...

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Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and...

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There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have personal computers, and those...

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If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's...

Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

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Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid.

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People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to...

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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who...

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It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not...

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The Sixties are now considered a historical period, just like the Roman Empire.

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For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the...

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I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument...

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If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for...

'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.

'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.

And so by the fifteenth century, on October 8, the Europeans were looking for a...

And so by the fifteenth century, on October 8, the Europeans were looking for a...

If you have a big enough dictionary, just about everything is a word.

If you have a big enough dictionary, just about everything is a word.