Quotes by Charlie Sheen

I'm tired of pretending I'm not a total bitchin' rock star from Mars.

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Look what I'm dealing with, man, I'm dealing with fools and trolls.

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The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like...

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There's a new sheriff in town. And he has an army of assassins.

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I'm bi-winning.

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I am on a drug, it's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you...

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I'm not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy.

#Charlie Sheen

I'm an F-18, bro.

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I'm sorry man, I got magic and I've got poetry in my fingertips, you know,...

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You have the right to kill me, but you do not have the right to...

#Charlie Sheen

It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee, because I...

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Bring me Dr. Clown shoes.

#Charlie Sheen