It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee, because I don't have time for these clowns.

Quote by Charlie Sheen

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What is a normal childhood? We weren't rich, we were pretty middle-class. My dad survived...

What is a normal childhood? We weren't rich, we were pretty middle-class. My dad survived...

That we are to stand by the President right or wrong is not only unpatriotic...

That we are to stand by the President right or wrong is not only unpatriotic...

Can't is the cancer of happening.

Can't is the cancer of happening.

I have a disease? Bullshit. I cured it with my brain.

I have a disease? Bullshit. I cured it with my brain.

Oh, that. I just do that for the extra money, and to satisfy my male...

Oh, that. I just do that for the extra money, and to satisfy my male...

I so desperately wanted to be Mr. Somebody. Instead, I was the little brother, included...

I so desperately wanted to be Mr. Somebody. Instead, I was the little brother, included...

The most damage I did was to myself and to the people who got caught...

The most damage I did was to myself and to the people who got caught...

I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do...

I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do...

Life all comes down to a few moments. This is one of them.

Life all comes down to a few moments. This is one of them.

I didn't pay them for sex, I paid them to leave.

I didn't pay them for sex, I paid them to leave.

There have to be more important things going on in the world than my past.

There have to be more important things going on in the world than my past.

I'm sorry man, I got magic and I've got poetry in my fingertips, you know,...

I'm sorry man, I got magic and I've got poetry in my fingertips, you know,...

You cant process me with a normal brain.

You cant process me with a normal brain.

You can't process me with a normal brain.

You can't process me with a normal brain.

I'm tired of pretending I'm not a total bitchin' rock star from Mars.

I'm tired of pretending I'm not a total bitchin' rock star from Mars.

Wow. What does that mean? I'm bi-WINNING.

Wow. What does that mean? I'm bi-WINNING.

I knew if I got loaded I was going away for a while. People would...

I knew if I got loaded I was going away for a while. People would...

I'm bi-winning.

I'm bi-winning.

Uncertainty is a sign of humility, and humility is just the ability or the willingness...

Uncertainty is a sign of humility, and humility is just the ability or the willingness...

When friends asked me, Can we help? I'd say, Not unless you can alter time,...

When friends asked me, Can we help? I'd say, Not unless you can alter time,...