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I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab being like a day camp or being...

I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab being like a day camp or being...

I'm an F-18, bro.

I'm an F-18, bro.

Sure, I did a lot of things in excess. But if you look at the...

Sure, I did a lot of things in excess. But if you look at the...

Winning, anyone? Rhymes with winning. Anyone? Yeah, that would be us. Sorry, man, didn't make...

Winning, anyone? Rhymes with winning. Anyone? Yeah, that would be us. Sorry, man, didn't make...

I was never shut down by the drugs; that was my problem. Cocaine was an...

I was never shut down by the drugs; that was my problem. Cocaine was an...

I've got volumes on how not to behave. I've got more information now than a...

I've got volumes on how not to behave. I've got more information now than a...

Fame is empowering. My mistake was that I thought I would instinctively know how to...

Fame is empowering. My mistake was that I thought I would instinctively know how to...

I am battle-tested bayonets, bro.

I am battle-tested bayonets, bro.

CBS picked a fight with a warlock.

CBS picked a fight with a warlock.

Wow. What does that mean? Im bi-WINNING.

Wow. What does that mean? Im bi-WINNING.

When friends asked me, Can we help? I'd say, Not unless you can alter time,...

When friends asked me, Can we help? I'd say, Not unless you can alter time,...

I was banging seven-gram rocks, because thats how I roll. I have one speed, I...

I was banging seven-gram rocks, because thats how I roll. I have one speed, I...

That we are to stand by the President right or wrong is not only unpatriotic...

That we are to stand by the President right or wrong is not only unpatriotic...

Usually in a battle sequence when a bomb is going off, you forget you're acting.

Usually in a battle sequence when a bomb is going off, you forget you're acting.

I've always been pretty old-fashioned. I'm kind of a missionary guy.

I've always been pretty old-fashioned. I'm kind of a missionary guy.

Im so tired of pretending my life isnt perfect and bitching and just winning every...

Im so tired of pretending my life isnt perfect and bitching and just winning every...

There was a reason my first substantial role after rehab was to play a maniac...

There was a reason my first substantial role after rehab was to play a maniac...

Can't is the cancer of happening.

Can't is the cancer of happening.

I wonder if fat drug dealers sell diet coke

I wonder if fat drug dealers sell diet coke

The paramedic called the press and sold me like a loaf of bread. This was...

The paramedic called the press and sold me like a loaf of bread. This was...