If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.
Quote by Brendan Behan
Brendan Behan Quotes
Ah, bless you, Sister, may all your sons be bishops.
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke.
I never turned to drink. It seemed to turn to me.
Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for...
It's not that the Irish are cynical. It's rather that they have a wonderful lack...
When I came back to Dublin I was courtmartialed in my absence and sentenced to...
I have never seen a situation so dismal that a policeman couldn't make it worse.
When I came back to Dublin I was court marshaled in my absence and sentenced...
There is no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary.
I'd rather be dead than think about death.
Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
I wish I'd been a mixed infant.
New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment... a place where you're...
I am a daylight atheist.
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've seen it...
I say myself no depressed words just depressed minds.
All publicity is good, except an obituary notice.
The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely...
I am a drinker with writing problems.