I saw a notice which said, 'Drink Canada Dry' and I've just started.

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I saw a notice that said Drink Canada Dry and I've just started.

I saw a notice that said Drink Canada Dry and I've just started.

Ah, bless you, Sister, may all your sons be bishops.

Ah, bless you, Sister, may all your sons be bishops.

Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.

Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.

I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society, except that which makes the...

I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society, except that which makes the...

One drink is too many for me and a thousand not enough.

One drink is too many for me and a thousand not enough.

I wish I'd been a mixed infant.

I wish I'd been a mixed infant.

When I came back to Dublin I was court marshaled in my absence and sentenced...

When I came back to Dublin I was court marshaled in my absence and sentenced...

If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.

If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.

I am a daylight atheist.

I am a daylight atheist.

Pound notes are the best religion in the world.

Pound notes are the best religion in the world.

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for...

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for...

There is no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary.

There is no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary.

I never turned to drink. It seemed to turn to me.

I never turned to drink. It seemed to turn to me.

The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely...

The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely...

I say myself no depressed words just depressed minds.

I say myself no depressed words just depressed minds.

I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I...

I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I...

Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge...

Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge...

The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely...

The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely...

It is a good deed to forget a poor joke.

It is a good deed to forget a poor joke.

I am a drinker with writing problems.

I am a drinker with writing problems.