Quotes by Bette Midler

I always try to balance the light with the heavy - a few tears of...

#Art

After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.

#Age, #Funny

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on...

#Funny, #Sex

The worst part of success is to try to find someone who is happy for...

#Success

My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.

#Men And Women

The worst part of success is trying to find someone who is happy for you.

#Jealousy, #Success

I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.

#Drink

I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.

#Marriage

When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London.

#Bette Midler

Rap is poetry set to music. But to me it's like a jackhammer.

#Bette Midler

If I could be granted a wish, I'd shine in your eye like a jewel.

#Bette Midler

I'm working my way toward divinity.

#Bette Midler