I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.

Quote by Bette Midler

Topics: Marriage Quotes

The worst part of success is trying to find someone who is happy for you.

The worst part of success is trying to find someone who is happy for you.

I wouldn't say I invented tacky, but I definitely brought it to its present high...

I wouldn't say I invented tacky, but I definitely brought it to its present high...

The worst part of success is to try to find someone who is happy for...

The worst part of success is to try to find someone who is happy for...

My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.

My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on...

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on...

I'm working my way toward divinity.

I'm working my way toward divinity.

I never know how much of what I say is true.

I never know how much of what I say is true.

I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing.

I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing.

It's the heart afraid of breaking that never learns to dance. It is the dream...

It's the heart afraid of breaking that never learns to dance. It is the dream...

Rap is poetry set to music. But to me it's like a jackhammer.

Rap is poetry set to music. But to me it's like a jackhammer.

I made a pact with myself a long time ago: Never watch anything stupider than...

I made a pact with myself a long time ago: Never watch anything stupider than...

I'd make a wonderful Lady Macbeth. I'll wear a pair of platform shoes or something.

I'd make a wonderful Lady Macbeth. I'll wear a pair of platform shoes or something.

Writing a book is not as tough as it is to haul thirty-five people around...

Writing a book is not as tough as it is to haul thirty-five people around...

I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.

I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.

When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London.

When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London.

It's the heart afraid of breaking that never learns to dance. It is the dream...

It's the heart afraid of breaking that never learns to dance. It is the dream...

After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.

After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.

The woman who tells her age is either too young to have anything to lose...

The woman who tells her age is either too young to have anything to lose...

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I...

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I...

I don't worry about it because we are all growing old. If I were the...

I don't worry about it because we are all growing old. If I were the...

Why is it so hard to find an exercise bike with a nice little basket...

Why is it so hard to find an exercise bike with a nice little basket...