I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.

Quote by Bette Midler

Topics: Marriage Quotes

Writing a book is not as tough as it is to haul thirty-five people around...

Writing a book is not as tough as it is to haul thirty-five people around...

If I could be granted a wish, I'd shine in your eye like a jewel.

If I could be granted a wish, I'd shine in your eye like a jewel.

The worst part of success is trying to find someone who is happy for you.

The worst part of success is trying to find someone who is happy for you.

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on...

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on...

The worst part of success is to try to find someone who is happy for...

The worst part of success is to try to find someone who is happy for...

Rap is poetry set to music. But to me it's like a jackhammer.

Rap is poetry set to music. But to me it's like a jackhammer.

After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.

After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.

I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.

I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.

I never know how much of what I say is true.

I never know how much of what I say is true.

I'm working my way toward divinity.

I'm working my way toward divinity.

Cherish forever what makes you unique, 'cuz you're really a yawn if it goes.

Cherish forever what makes you unique, 'cuz you're really a yawn if it goes.

I made a pact with myself a long time ago: Never watch anything stupider than...

I made a pact with myself a long time ago: Never watch anything stupider than...

When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London.

When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London.

I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing.

I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing.

Group conformity scares the pants off me because it's so often a prelude to cruelty...

Group conformity scares the pants off me because it's so often a prelude to cruelty...

I wouldn't say I invented tacky, but I definitely brought it to its present high...

I wouldn't say I invented tacky, but I definitely brought it to its present high...

I feel like a million tonight - but one at a time.

I feel like a million tonight - but one at a time.

I'd make a wonderful Lady Macbeth. I'll wear a pair of platform shoes or something.

I'd make a wonderful Lady Macbeth. I'll wear a pair of platform shoes or something.

When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London.

When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London.