I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.

Quote by Bette Midler

Topics: Drink Quotes

My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.

My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.

Group conformity scares the pants off me because it's so often a prelude to cruelty...

Group conformity scares the pants off me because it's so often a prelude to cruelty...

Writing a book is not as tough as it is to haul thirty-five people around...

Writing a book is not as tough as it is to haul thirty-five people around...

I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing.

I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing.

I always try to balance the light with the heavy - a few tears of...

I always try to balance the light with the heavy - a few tears of...

I wouldn't say I invented tacky, but I definitely brought it to its present high...

I wouldn't say I invented tacky, but I definitely brought it to its present high...

The worst part of success is to try to find someone who is happy for...

The worst part of success is to try to find someone who is happy for...

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on...

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on...

The worst part of success is trying to find someone who is happy for you.

The worst part of success is trying to find someone who is happy for you.

If I could be granted a wish, I'd shine in your eye like a jewel.

If I could be granted a wish, I'd shine in your eye like a jewel.

I feel like a million tonight - but one at a time.

I feel like a million tonight - but one at a time.

Cherish forever what makes you unique, 'cuz you're really a yawn if it goes.

Cherish forever what makes you unique, 'cuz you're really a yawn if it goes.

It's the heart afraid of breaking that never learns to dance. It is the dream...

It's the heart afraid of breaking that never learns to dance. It is the dream...

I made a pact with myself a long time ago: Never watch anything stupider than...

I made a pact with myself a long time ago: Never watch anything stupider than...

When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London.

When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London.

I never know how much of what I say is true.

I never know how much of what I say is true.

After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.

After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.

When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London.

When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London.

To teach is great, but to inspire is divine.

To teach is great, but to inspire is divine.

Are there women in New York who are just there to make us feel bad...

Are there women in New York who are just there to make us feel bad...