I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.

Quote by Bette Midler

Topics: Drink Quotes

I'm working my way toward divinity.

I'm working my way toward divinity.

I never know how much of what I say is true.

I never know how much of what I say is true.

I made a pact with myself a long time ago: Never watch anything stupider than...

I made a pact with myself a long time ago: Never watch anything stupider than...

I always try to balance the light with the heavy - a few tears of...

I always try to balance the light with the heavy - a few tears of...

When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London.

When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London.

It's the heart afraid of breaking that never learns to dance. It is the dream...

It's the heart afraid of breaking that never learns to dance. It is the dream...

Writing a book is not as tough as it is to haul thirty-five people around...

Writing a book is not as tough as it is to haul thirty-five people around...

I feel like a million tonight - but one at a time.

I feel like a million tonight - but one at a time.

My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.

My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.

Rap is poetry set to music. But to me it's like a jackhammer.

Rap is poetry set to music. But to me it's like a jackhammer.

Group conformity scares the pants off me because it's so often a prelude to cruelty...

Group conformity scares the pants off me because it's so often a prelude to cruelty...

I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing.

I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing.

If I could be granted a wish, I'd shine in your eye like a jewel.

If I could be granted a wish, I'd shine in your eye like a jewel.

After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.

After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.

Writing a book is not as tough as it is to haul thirty-five people around...

Writing a book is not as tough as it is to haul thirty-five people around...

I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.

I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.

It's the heart afraid of breaking that never learns to dance. It is the dream...

It's the heart afraid of breaking that never learns to dance. It is the dream...

A person who misses a chance and the monkey who misses its branch can't be...

A person who misses a chance and the monkey who misses its branch can't be...

We are alone, absolutely alone on this chance planet; and amid all the forms of...

We are alone, absolutely alone on this chance planet; and amid all the forms of...

Chance is the pseudonym of God when he did not want to sign

Chance is the pseudonym of God when he did not want to sign