My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.

Quote by Bette Midler

Topics: Men And Women Quotes

I never know how much of what I say is true.

I never know how much of what I say is true.

I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing.

I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing.

The worst part of success is trying to find someone who is happy for you.

The worst part of success is trying to find someone who is happy for you.

The worst part of success is to try to find someone who is happy for...

The worst part of success is to try to find someone who is happy for...

When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London.

When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London.

I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.

I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.

Writing a book is not as tough as it is to haul thirty-five people around...

Writing a book is not as tough as it is to haul thirty-five people around...

Writing a book is not as tough as it is to haul thirty-five people around...

Writing a book is not as tough as it is to haul thirty-five people around...

If I could be granted a wish, I'd shine in your eye like a jewel.

If I could be granted a wish, I'd shine in your eye like a jewel.

I made a pact with myself a long time ago: Never watch anything stupider than...

I made a pact with myself a long time ago: Never watch anything stupider than...

I'd make a wonderful Lady Macbeth. I'll wear a pair of platform shoes or something.

I'd make a wonderful Lady Macbeth. I'll wear a pair of platform shoes or something.

After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.

After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.

Rap is poetry set to music. But to me it's like a jackhammer.

Rap is poetry set to music. But to me it's like a jackhammer.

I always try to balance the light with the heavy - a few tears of...

I always try to balance the light with the heavy - a few tears of...

Group conformity scares the pants off me because it's so often a prelude to cruelty...

Group conformity scares the pants off me because it's so often a prelude to cruelty...

I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.

I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.

I'm working my way toward divinity.

I'm working my way toward divinity.

I feel like a million tonight - but one at a time.

I feel like a million tonight - but one at a time.

Cherish forever what makes you unique, 'cuz you're really a yawn if it goes.

Cherish forever what makes you unique, 'cuz you're really a yawn if it goes.

I wouldn't say I invented tacky, but I definitely brought it to its present high...

I wouldn't say I invented tacky, but I definitely brought it to its present high...