My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.

Quote by Bette Midler

Topics: Men And Women Quotes

I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.

I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.

Group conformity scares the pants off me because it's so often a prelude to cruelty...

Group conformity scares the pants off me because it's so often a prelude to cruelty...

Cherish forever what makes you unique, 'cuz you're really a yawn if it goes.

Cherish forever what makes you unique, 'cuz you're really a yawn if it goes.

I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing.

I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing.

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on...

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on...

Writing a book is not as tough as it is to haul thirty-five people around...

Writing a book is not as tough as it is to haul thirty-five people around...

It's the heart afraid of breaking that never learns to dance. It is the dream...

It's the heart afraid of breaking that never learns to dance. It is the dream...

When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London.

When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London.

I made a pact with myself a long time ago: Never watch anything stupider than...

I made a pact with myself a long time ago: Never watch anything stupider than...

I feel like a million tonight - but one at a time.

I feel like a million tonight - but one at a time.

I never know how much of what I say is true.

I never know how much of what I say is true.

After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.

After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.

The worst part of success is to try to find someone who is happy for...

The worst part of success is to try to find someone who is happy for...

When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London.

When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London.

I'd make a wonderful Lady Macbeth. I'll wear a pair of platform shoes or something.

I'd make a wonderful Lady Macbeth. I'll wear a pair of platform shoes or something.

I'm working my way toward divinity.

I'm working my way toward divinity.

It's the heart afraid of breaking that never learns to dance. It is the dream...

It's the heart afraid of breaking that never learns to dance. It is the dream...

The worst part of success is trying to find someone who is happy for you.

The worst part of success is trying to find someone who is happy for you.

Jealousy is a dog's bark which attracts thieves

Jealousy is a dog's bark which attracts thieves

Love sees sharply, hatred sees even more sharp, but Jealousy sees the sharpest for it...

Love sees sharply, hatred sees even more sharp, but Jealousy sees the sharpest for it...

The secret of success is to be ready when your opportunity comes.

The secret of success is to be ready when your opportunity comes.