The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.

Quote by Benny Hill

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Do unto others, then run.

Do unto others, then run.

Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women...

Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women...

Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.

Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.

Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.

Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.

Just because nobody complains doesnt mean all parachutes are perfect.

Just because nobody complains doesnt mean all parachutes are perfect.

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.

Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.

Have you noticed that all the people in favour of birth control are already born?

Have you noticed that all the people in favour of birth control are already born?

I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be.

I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be.

That's what show business is, sincere insincerity.

That's what show business is, sincere insincerity.

I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I...

I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I...

Roses are reddish, Violets are bluish, If it werent for Christmas, Wed all be Jewish.

Roses are reddish, Violets are bluish, If it werent for Christmas, Wed all be Jewish.

Dear Santa, Please send your credit card numbers. its only fair since youre getting the...

Dear Santa, Please send your credit card numbers. its only fair since youre getting the...

Did you ever notice that life seems to follow certain patterns? Like I noticed that...

Did you ever notice that life seems to follow certain patterns? Like I noticed that...

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad...

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad...

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C....

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C....

Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.

Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.

This year, I'm going to buy all of my Christmas gifts from Nike...Made for kids...

This year, I'm going to buy all of my Christmas gifts from Nike...Made for kids...

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work...

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work...

I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into...

I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into...