The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.

Quote by Benny Hill

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Have you noticed that all the people in favour of birth control are already born?

Have you noticed that all the people in favour of birth control are already born?

That's what show business is, sincere insincerity.

That's what show business is, sincere insincerity.

I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I...

I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I...

Roses are reddish, Violets are bluish, If it werent for Christmas, Wed all be Jewish.

Roses are reddish, Violets are bluish, If it werent for Christmas, Wed all be Jewish.

I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be.

I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be.

Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women...

Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women...

Do unto others, then run.

Do unto others, then run.

Just because nobody complains doesnt mean all parachutes are perfect.

Just because nobody complains doesnt mean all parachutes are perfect.

Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.

Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.

Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.

Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.

Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.

Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.