Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making...#Ambrose Bierce
Suffrage, noun. Expression of opinion by means of a ballot. The right of suffrage (which...#Ambrose Bierce
Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.#Ambrose Bierce
Witticism. A sharp and clever remark, usually quoted and seldom noted; what the Philistine is...#Ambrose Bierce
