Home
Quotes
Picture quotes
Random
Facebook Covers
Home
Quotes
Picture quotes
Random
Facebook Covers
Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance.
Quote by Ambrose Bierce
Topics:
Ambrose Bierce Quotes
Related Quotes
Faith: Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of...
Immortality: A toy which people cry for, And on their knees apply for, Dispute, contend...
Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.
Childhood: the period of human life intermediate between the idiocy of infancy and the folly...
Bigot: One who is obstinately and zealously attached to an opinion that you do not...
All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher.
COMMERCE, n. A kind of transaction in which A plunders from B the goods of...
I think love is the most unbelievable, and critical, thing in civilization. Everything else is...
Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever...
War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.
Cynic, n: a blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they...
Painting: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to the...
Patriotism is as fierce as a fever, pitiless as the grave, blind as a stone,...
Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
Electricity is the power that causes all natural phenomena not known to be caused by...
Dawn: When men of reason go to bed.
Destiny: A tyrant's authority for crime and a fool's excuse for failure.
Dog - a kind of additional or subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and...
Bacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk.
Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities...
