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MUMMY, n. An ancient Egyptian, formerly in universal use among modern civilized nations as medicine,...
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A person who doubts himself is like a man who would enlist in the ranks...
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An egotist is a person of low taste - more interested in himself than in...
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Anoint, v.: To grease a king or other great functionary already sufficiently slippery.
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Architect. One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your...
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Ardor, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.
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Bacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk.
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Backbite. To speak of a man as you find him when he can't find you.
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Barometer, n.: An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.
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Battle, n., A method of untying with the teeth a political knot that would not...
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Beauty, n: the power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.
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A man is known by the company he organizes.
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Admiration, n. Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
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Alien - an American sovereign in his probationary state.
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All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher.
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Alliance - in international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so...
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Ambidextrous, adj.: Able to pick with equal skill a right-hand pocket or a left.
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Amnesty, n. The state's magnanimity to those offenders whom it would be too expensive to...
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