The best thing to do with the best things in life is to give them up.
Quote by Ambrose Bierce
Ambrose Bierce Quotes
OLD, adj. In that stage of usefulness which is not inconsistent with general inefficiency, as...
RIBROASTER, n. Censorious language by oneself concerning another. The word is of classical refinement, and...
The spiritual attitude of a man to a god and a dog to a man.
LEVIATHAN, n. An enormous aquatic animal mentioned by Job. Some suppose it to have been...
I believe we shall come to care about people less and less. The more people...
Architect. One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your...
Life - a spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay.
Income is the natural and rational gauge and measure of respectability.
Patriotism. Combustible rubbish ready to the torch of any one ambitious to illuminate his name.
Consult: To seek approval for a course of action already decided upon.
Barometer, n.: An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.
Painting: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to the...
The covers of this book are too far apart.
PRESIDENCY, n. The greased pig in the field game of American politics.
USAGE, n. The First Person of the literary Trinity, the Second and Third being Custom...
Women in love are less ashamed than men. They have less to be ashamed of.
Pray, v.: To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled on behalf of...
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
A friend is someone who sees through you and still enjoys the view.
We are most alive when we're in love.