Quotes about Sex

For the past twenty years you and I have been fed all day long on...

#Past, #Sex

Men who tell you they read the Ann Summers catalogue for the articles are lying.

#Funny, #Sex

The closest I ever came to a menage-a-trois was when I dated a schizophrenic.

#Funny, #Sex

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for...

#Funny, #Gold Digger, #Sex

We're all citizens of the womb, before we subdivide into sexes and shades- this side,...

#Citizenship, #Sex

Ducking for apples - change one letter and it's the story of my life.

#Funny, #Sex

He and I had an office so tiny that an inch smaller and it would...

#Adultery, #Sex

Sex is the biggest nothing of all time

#Sex

Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets.

#Sex

I feel sexy when I get out of the tub - your skin is fresh...

#Being A Woman, #Sex

Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are...

#Sex

It takes half the amount of time you dated someone to get over them.

#Dating, #Sex