Quotes about Sex

Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the...

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Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.

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The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only...

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Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love

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Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.

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Sex is like washing your face - just something you do because you have to....

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Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or...

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Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've...

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I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the...

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Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer.

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When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

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When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

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