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Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless.
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Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you.
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Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
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Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all...
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If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
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Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this...
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What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
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You must be in a wrong place...the Miss Universe contest is over there.
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Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
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I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true.
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Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.
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I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number...
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Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
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Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here.
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Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
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Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
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Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.
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Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
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