If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.

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Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get.

Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get.

Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here.

Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here.

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.

Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.

Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!

Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!

I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true.

I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true.

Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.

Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you.

I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you.

Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.

Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.

So I heard you like water? Good...you already like 70% of me.

So I heard you like water? Good...you already like 70% of me.

Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless.

Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless.

You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the...

You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the...

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

You must be in a wrong place...the Miss Universe contest is over there.

You must be in a wrong place...the Miss Universe contest is over there.