Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this room?

Topics: Pick Up Lines Quotes

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

So I heard you like water? Good...you already like 70% of me.

So I heard you like water? Good...you already like 70% of me.

Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!

Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only TEN I see.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only TEN I see.

I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number...

I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number...

Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.

Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true.

I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true.

You must be in a wrong place...the Miss Universe contest is over there.

You must be in a wrong place...the Miss Universe contest is over there.

Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here.

Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here.

Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.

Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.

Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.

Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you.

I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you.

Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless.

Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless.

Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get.

Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get.