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Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!

Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!

Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you.

Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you.

Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here.

Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here.

Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get.

Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get.

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this...

Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this...

I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me...

I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me...

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only TEN I see.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only TEN I see.

So I heard you like water? Good...you already like 70% of me.

So I heard you like water? Good...you already like 70% of me.

Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.

Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.

Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?

Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?

Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.

Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?