What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
Pick Up Lines Quotes
I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true.
I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me...
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you.
Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here.
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all...
Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get.
I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number...
So I heard you like water? Good...you already like 70% of me.