Quotes about Parents

My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.

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When I was born ... the doctor came out to the waiting room and said...

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My mother had morning sickness after I was born.

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I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger...

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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

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I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a...

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On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.

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People who exercise their embryonic freedom day after day, little by little, expand that freedom....

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I am the slave of my baptism. Parents, you have caused my misfortune, and you...

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Middle age is Janus-faced. As we look back on our accomplishments and our failures to...

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In this country, it doesn't make any difference where you were born. It doesn't make...

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The parents exist to teach the child, but also they must learn what the child...

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