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A civil servant doesn't make jokes

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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least...

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I was doing some decorating, so I got out my step-ladder. I don't get on...

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My Dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire', which is probably why he...

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Well I was bullied at school, called all kinds of different names. But one day...

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There's an old saying - There's No Place Like Home. Well, I went in the...

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I've got a very poor sense of direction. I keep forgetting which way is forwards.

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We used to play spin the bottle when I was a kid. A girl would...

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Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold...

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So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller',...

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I had lunch with a chess champion the other day. I knew he was a...

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My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course...

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