Quotes about Jeff Foxworthy

People would say, Can we develop a sitcom around you? and I would say, Not...

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Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's...

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Nothing in life prepares you to be famous.

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My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is...

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My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel....

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Little girls love dolls. They just don't love doll clothes. We've got four thousand dolls...

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It's hard to think of yourself as a loser at 2 years old.

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It's a weird sensation to be mad and learning at the same time.

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If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a...

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If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you...

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If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.

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If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just...

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