Quotes about Jeff Foxworthy

If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip...

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If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in...

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If men have a smell it's usually an accident.

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I've been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90 percent of...

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You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up...

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You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

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You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than...

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When you get to your third millionth frequent flyer mile, I think something snaps in...

#Jeff Foxworthy