Quotes about Humor

I'm the enemy because I like to think. I like to read. I'm into freedom...

#Humor

We take the shortest route to the puck and arrive in ill humor.

#Humor

A wife is essential to great longevity; she is the receptacle of half a man's...

#Humor, #Longevity

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a...

#Funny, #Humor, #Lies

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a...

#Funny, #Humor, #Lies

It is easier to restrain wild donkeys (Democrats) than to raise a dead elephant (Republicans)

#Humor

Good humor isn't a trait of character; it is an art which requires practice

#Humor

America is not only big and rich, it is mysterious; and its capacity for the...

#America And Americans, #Country, #Humor

Humor is... despair refusing to take itself seriously.

#Humor

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays...

#Humor, #New Year, #Optimism

Humor is everywhere, in that there's irony in just about anything a human does.

#Humor

Nobody sees people as people. It's all how they relate to my little group.

#Comedy, #Humor, #Politics