I don't do what I'm told, but I might do what you want if you ask me nicely.

Quote by Cassandra Clare

Topics: Humor Quotes, Obedience Quotes, Sarcasm Quotes

Growing up happens when you start having things you look back on and wish you...

Growing up happens when you start having things you look back on and wish you...

There are just certain things that turn my head. It may be a girl's sense...

There are just certain things that turn my head. It may be a girl's sense...

I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that...

I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that...

I think humor is a very serious thing. I use it as a way of...

I think humor is a very serious thing. I use it as a way of...

I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in...

I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in...

We take the shortest route to the puck and arrive in ill humor.

We take the shortest route to the puck and arrive in ill humor.

It is a curious fact that people are never so trivial as when they take...

It is a curious fact that people are never so trivial as when they take...

I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old...

I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old...

I don't know what humor is. Anything that's funny -- tragedy or anything, it don't...

I don't know what humor is. Anything that's funny -- tragedy or anything, it don't...

I take people very seriously. People are all I take seriously, in fact. Therefore, I...

I take people very seriously. People are all I take seriously, in fact. Therefore, I...

Honest good humor is the oil and wine of a merry meeting, and there is...

Honest good humor is the oil and wine of a merry meeting, and there is...

Bob Hope, like Mark Twain, had a sense of humor that was uniquely American, and...

Bob Hope, like Mark Twain, had a sense of humor that was uniquely American, and...

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air...

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air...

Whenever you find humor, you find pathos close by his side.

Whenever you find humor, you find pathos close by his side.

Since the goal of my programs is to show audiences how humor can both help...

Since the goal of my programs is to show audiences how humor can both help...

MINSTREL, adj. Formerly a poet, singer or musician; now a nigger with a color less...

MINSTREL, adj. Formerly a poet, singer or musician; now a nigger with a color less...

We have always had gross humor. But we try for funny, not gross.

We have always had gross humor. But we try for funny, not gross.

The total absence of humor from the Bible is one of the most singular things...

The total absence of humor from the Bible is one of the most singular things...

Democratic politicians have disliked things I've written, Republican politicians... if they all love you, you...

Democratic politicians have disliked things I've written, Republican politicians... if they all love you, you...

The key to the behavior of subjects lies not in pent-up anger or aggression, but...

The key to the behavior of subjects lies not in pent-up anger or aggression, but...

I refuse to enter a wet T-Shirt Contest until my breasts look more like breasts,...

I refuse to enter a wet T-Shirt Contest until my breasts look more like breasts,...