Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor.

Quote by George Jean Nathan

Topics: Humor Quotes

A man's wife is his compromise with the illusion of his first sweetheart

A man's wife is his compromise with the illusion of his first sweetheart

Love demands infinitely less than friendship.

Love demands infinitely less than friendship.

Patriotism is often an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles.

Patriotism is often an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles.

A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in...

A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in...

The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens...

The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens...

Politics is the diversion of trivial men who, when they succeed at it, become important...

Politics is the diversion of trivial men who, when they succeed at it, become important...

It is only the cynicism that is born of success that is penetrating and valid.

It is only the cynicism that is born of success that is penetrating and valid.

It is also said of me that I now and then contradict myself. Yes, I...

It is also said of me that I now and then contradict myself. Yes, I...

No man can think clearly when his fists are clenched.

No man can think clearly when his fists are clenched.

Criticism is the art of appraising others at one's own value.

Criticism is the art of appraising others at one's own value.

Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

What passes for woman's intuition is often nothing more than man's transparency.

What passes for woman's intuition is often nothing more than man's transparency.

I know many married men, I even know a few happily married men, but I...

I know many married men, I even know a few happily married men, but I...

Bad officials are the ones elected by good citizens who do not vote.

Bad officials are the ones elected by good citizens who do not vote.

An actor without a playwright is like a hole without a doughnut.

An actor without a playwright is like a hole without a doughnut.

A man admires a woman not for what she says, but what she listens to.

A man admires a woman not for what she says, but what she listens to.

A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in...

A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in...

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with 10,000 people. The hardest is with...

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with 10,000 people. The hardest is with...

Can miles truly separate you from friends... If you want to be with someone you...

Can miles truly separate you from friends... If you want to be with someone you...

I think a relationship is like a shark. It has to constantly move forward or...

I think a relationship is like a shark. It has to constantly move forward or...