Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor.
Quote by George Jean Nathan
An optimist is a fellow who believes a housefly is looking for a way to...
A man's wife is his compromise with the illusion of his first sweetheart.
Whenever a man encounters a woman in a mood he doesn't understand, he wants to...
So long as there is one pretty girl left on the stage, the professional undertakers...
Patriotism is often an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles.
Beauty makes idiots sad and wise men merry.
Criticism is the windows and chandeliers of art: it illuminates the enveloping darkness in which...
Criticism is the art of appraising others at one's own value.
It is only the cynicism that is born of success that is penetrating and valid.
To speak of morals in art is to speak of legislature in sex. Art is...
Great art is as irrational as great music. It is mad with its own loveliness.
I have yet to find a man worth his salt in any direction who did...
A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in...
Politics is the diversion of trivial men who, when they succeed at it, become important...
Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
Love is an emotion experienced by the many and enjoyed by the few
Love demands infinitely less than friendship.
Love is an emotion experienced by the many and enjoyed by the few.
The typical American of today has lost all the love of liberty, that his forefathers...
Love is a ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
Love is a special word, and I use it only when I mean it. You...