Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor.
Quote by George Jean Nathan
The path of sound credence is through the thick forest of skepticism.
Criticism is the windows and chandeliers of art: it illuminates the enveloping darkness in which...
Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
A life spent in constant labor is a life wasted, save a man be such...
A man's wife is his compromise with the illusion of his first sweetheart.
A man's wife is his compromise with the illusion of his first sweetheart
Bad officials are the ones elected by good citizens who do not vote.
Beauty makes idiots sad and wise men merry.
What passes for woman's intuition is often nothing more than man's transparency.
So long as there is one pretty girl left on the stage, the professional undertakers...
Whenever a man encounters a woman in a mood he doesn't understand, he wants to...
An optimist is a fellow who believes a housefly is looking for a way to...
To speak of morals in art is to speak of legislature in sex. Art is...
I know many married men, I even know a few happily married men, but I...
Patriotism is often an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles.
I drink to make other people interesting.
It is only the cynicism that is born of success that is penetrating and valid.
Cynicism is the humour of hatred.
In the end, that's what this election is about. Do we participate in a politics...
If there was anything that depressed him more than his own cynicism, it was that...