What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of humor.

Quote by Bern Williams

Topics: Humor Quotes

We may pass violets looking for roses. We may pass contentment looking for victory.

We may pass violets looking for roses. We may pass contentment looking for victory.

Women have a favorite room, men a favorite chair.

Women have a favorite room, men a favorite chair.

I like the word 'indolence'. It makes my laziness seem classy.

I like the word 'indolence'. It makes my laziness seem classy.

Americans are optimists. They hope they'll be wealthy someday - and they're positive they can...

Americans are optimists. They hope they'll be wealthy someday - and they're positive they can...

A half-truth is usually less than half of that.

A half-truth is usually less than half of that.

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.

If a June night could talk, it would probably boast it invented romance.

If a June night could talk, it would probably boast it invented romance.

Man never made any material as resilient as the human spirit.

Man never made any material as resilient as the human spirit.

Books had instant replay long before televised sports.

Books had instant replay long before televised sports.

Few things are as democratic as a snowstorm.

Few things are as democratic as a snowstorm.

People who say, 'Let the chips fall where they may,' usually figure they will not...

People who say, 'Let the chips fall where they may,' usually figure they will not...

An extravagance is something that your spirit thinks is a necessity.

An extravagance is something that your spirit thinks is a necessity.

I like the word 'indolence'. It makes my laziness seem classy.

I like the word 'indolence'. It makes my laziness seem classy.

Americans are optimists. They hope they'll be wealthy someday - and they're positive they can...

Americans are optimists. They hope they'll be wealthy someday - and they're positive they can...

Life is supposed to be a series of peaks and valleys. The secret is to...

Life is supposed to be a series of peaks and valleys. The secret is to...

We grow a little every time we do not take advantage of somebody's weakness.

We grow a little every time we do not take advantage of somebody's weakness.

There was never a night or a problem that could defeat sunrise or hope.

There was never a night or a problem that could defeat sunrise or hope.

Talent is a flame. Genius is a fire.

Talent is a flame. Genius is a fire.

A friend is a lot of things, but a critic isn't.

A friend is a lot of things, but a critic isn't.

If a June night could talk, it would probably boast it invented romance.

If a June night could talk, it would probably boast it invented romance.