What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of humor.

Quote by Bern Williams

Topics: Humor Quotes

Americans are optimists. They hope they'll be wealthy someday - and they're positive they can...

Americans are optimists. They hope they'll be wealthy someday - and they're positive they can...

Life is supposed to be a series of peaks and valleys. The secret is to...

Life is supposed to be a series of peaks and valleys. The secret is to...

An extravagance is something that your spirit thinks is a necessity.

An extravagance is something that your spirit thinks is a necessity.

I like the word 'indolence'. It makes my laziness seem classy.

I like the word 'indolence'. It makes my laziness seem classy.

If a June night could talk, it would probably boast it invented romance.

If a June night could talk, it would probably boast it invented romance.

Books had instant replay long before televised sports.

Books had instant replay long before televised sports.

A half-truth is usually less than half of that.

A half-truth is usually less than half of that.

Talent is a flame. Genius is a fire.

Talent is a flame. Genius is a fire.

I like the word 'indolence'. It makes my laziness seem classy.

I like the word 'indolence'. It makes my laziness seem classy.

Women have a favorite room, men a favorite chair.

Women have a favorite room, men a favorite chair.

If a June night could talk, it would probably boast it invented romance.

If a June night could talk, it would probably boast it invented romance.

The day the Lord created hope was probably the same day he created Spring.

The day the Lord created hope was probably the same day he created Spring.

We grow a little every time we do not take advantage of somebody's weakness.

We grow a little every time we do not take advantage of somebody's weakness.

There was never a night or a problem that could defeat sunrise or hope.

There was never a night or a problem that could defeat sunrise or hope.

Americans are optimists. They hope they'll be wealthy someday - and they're positive they can...

Americans are optimists. They hope they'll be wealthy someday - and they're positive they can...

People who say, 'Let the chips fall where they may,' usually figure they will not...

People who say, 'Let the chips fall where they may,' usually figure they will not...

Few things are as democratic as a snowstorm.

Few things are as democratic as a snowstorm.

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.

Man never made any material as resilient as the human spirit.

Man never made any material as resilient as the human spirit.

A friend is a lot of things, but a critic isn't.

A friend is a lot of things, but a critic isn't.