What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of humor.

Quote by Bern Williams

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Man never made any material as resilient as the human spirit.

Man never made any material as resilient as the human spirit.

If a June night could talk, it would probably boast it invented romance

If a June night could talk, it would probably boast it invented romance

Talent is a flame. Genius is a fire.

Talent is a flame. Genius is a fire.

We may pass violets looking for roses. We may pass contentment looking for victory.

We may pass violets looking for roses. We may pass contentment looking for victory.

There was never a night or a problem that could defeat sunrise or hope.

There was never a night or a problem that could defeat sunrise or hope.

I like the word 'indolence'. It makes my laziness seem classy.

I like the word 'indolence'. It makes my laziness seem classy.

Books had instant replay long before televised sports.

Books had instant replay long before televised sports.

Americans are optimists. They hope they'll be wealthy someday - and they're positive they can...

Americans are optimists. They hope they'll be wealthy someday - and they're positive they can...

An extravagance is something that your spirit thinks is a necessity.

An extravagance is something that your spirit thinks is a necessity.

Women have a favorite room, men a favorite chair.

Women have a favorite room, men a favorite chair.

Americans are optimists. They hope they'll be wealthy someday - and they're positive they can...

Americans are optimists. They hope they'll be wealthy someday - and they're positive they can...

A friend is a lot of things, but a critic isn't.

A friend is a lot of things, but a critic isn't.

If a June night could talk, it would probably boast it invented romance.

If a June night could talk, it would probably boast it invented romance.

The day the Lord created hope was probably the same day he created Spring.

The day the Lord created hope was probably the same day he created Spring.

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.

I like the word 'indolence'. It makes my laziness seem classy.

I like the word 'indolence'. It makes my laziness seem classy.

People who say, 'Let the chips fall where they may,' usually figure they will not...

People who say, 'Let the chips fall where they may,' usually figure they will not...

If a June night could talk, it would probably boast it invented romance.

If a June night could talk, it would probably boast it invented romance.

A half-truth is usually less than half of that.

A half-truth is usually less than half of that.

We grow a little every time we do not take advantage of somebody's weakness.

We grow a little every time we do not take advantage of somebody's weakness.