Quotes about George Carlin

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.

#George Carlin

The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You...

#George Carlin

The status quo sucks.

#George Carlin

The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I...

#George Carlin

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an...

#George Carlin

The next time they give you all that civic bullshit about voting, keep in mind...

#George Carlin