Quotes about Funny

I am an old man now, and when I die and go to Heaven there...

#Engineering, #Funny

I don't mind what language an opera is sung in so long as it is...

#Funny, #Music

I'm affectionately known by Elton John as either Sylvia Disc or the Bionic Christian.

#Age, #Funny

I think I swallowed a bug!

#Disney, #Funny

I know a baseball star who wouldn't report the theft of his wife's credit cards...

#Baseball, #Funny

To many people holidays are not voyages of discovery, but a ritual of reassurance.

#Funny, #Holiday

In the world a man lives in his own age; in solitude in all ages.

#Age, #Funny

I got baby food in my coffee maker.

#Food, #Funny

Men do not fight for flag or country, for the Marine Corps or glory or...

#Age, #Funny

It's so great to find that one special person You want to annoy for the...

#Boyfriend, #Funny

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want...

#Break Up, #Funny

The older theory was, marry an older man because they're more mature. But the new...

#Funny, #Wedding