I know a baseball star who wouldn't report the theft of his wife's credit cards because the thief spends less than she does.

Quote by Joe Garagiola

Topics: Baseball Quotes, Funny Quotes

Baseball is drama with an endless run and an ever-changing cast.

Baseball is drama with an endless run and an ever-changing cast.

Baseball is a game of race, creed, and color. The race is to first base....

Baseball is a game of race, creed, and color. The race is to first base....

The Orioles' Dick Hall comes off the mound like a drunk kangaroo on roller skates.

The Orioles' Dick Hall comes off the mound like a drunk kangaroo on roller skates.

I went through baseball as a player to be named later.

I went through baseball as a player to be named later.

It's pitching, hitting and defense that wins. Any two can win. All three make you...

It's pitching, hitting and defense that wins. Any two can win. All three make you...

I know a baseball star who wouldn't report the theft of his wife's credit cards...

I know a baseball star who wouldn't report the theft of his wife's credit cards...

Nolan Ryan is pitching much better now that he has his curve ball straightened out.

Nolan Ryan is pitching much better now that he has his curve ball straightened out.

The safest place would be in the fairway.

The safest place would be in the fairway.

Baseball is drama with an endless run and an ever-changing cast.

Baseball is drama with an endless run and an ever-changing cast.

One thing you learned as a Cubs fan: when you bought you ticket, you could...

One thing you learned as a Cubs fan: when you bought you ticket, you could...