I know a baseball star who wouldn't report the theft of his wife's credit cards because the thief spends less than she does.

Quote by Joe Garagiola

Topics: Baseball Quotes, Funny Quotes

One thing you learned as a Cubs fan: when you bought you ticket, you could...

One thing you learned as a Cubs fan: when you bought you ticket, you could...

Nolan Ryan is pitching much better now that he has his curve ball straightened out.

Nolan Ryan is pitching much better now that he has his curve ball straightened out.

Baseball is drama with an endless run and an ever-changing cast.

Baseball is drama with an endless run and an ever-changing cast.

Baseball is a game of race, creed, and color. The race is to first base....

Baseball is a game of race, creed, and color. The race is to first base....

It's pitching, hitting and defense that wins. Any two can win. All three make you...

It's pitching, hitting and defense that wins. Any two can win. All three make you...

The Orioles' Dick Hall comes off the mound like a drunk kangaroo on roller skates.

The Orioles' Dick Hall comes off the mound like a drunk kangaroo on roller skates.

The safest place would be in the fairway.

The safest place would be in the fairway.

I went through baseball as a player to be named later.

I went through baseball as a player to be named later.

I know a baseball star who wouldn't report the theft of his wife's credit cards...

I know a baseball star who wouldn't report the theft of his wife's credit cards...

Baseball is drama with an endless run and an ever-changing cast.

Baseball is drama with an endless run and an ever-changing cast.

Baseball is like a poker game. Nobody wants to quit when he's losing; nobody wants...

Baseball is like a poker game. Nobody wants to quit when he's losing; nobody wants...

Baseball is very big at the present time. This makes me think baseball will live...

Baseball is very big at the present time. This makes me think baseball will live...

Baseball is like driving, it's the one who gets home safely that counts.

Baseball is like driving, it's the one who gets home safely that counts.

Baseball's future? Bigger and bigger, better and better! No question about it, it's the greatest...

Baseball's future? Bigger and bigger, better and better! No question about it, it's the greatest...

It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. It took one...

It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. It took one...

Baseball is a slow, sluggish game, with frequent and trivial interruptions, offering the spectator many...

Baseball is a slow, sluggish game, with frequent and trivial interruptions, offering the spectator many...

Baseball is a public trust. Players turn over, owners turn over and certain commissioners turn...

Baseball is a public trust. Players turn over, owners turn over and certain commissioners turn...

Im for the dreamers. The only really important things in history have been started by...

Im for the dreamers. The only really important things in history have been started by...

Baseball people, and that includes myself, are slow to change and accept new ideas. I...

Baseball people, and that includes myself, are slow to change and accept new ideas. I...

There is no room in baseball for discrimination. It is our national pastime and a...

There is no room in baseball for discrimination. It is our national pastime and a...