Quotes about Funny

Every great architect is - necessarily - a great poet. He must be a great...

#Age, #Funny

In politics, if you want anything said ask a man. If you want anything done,...

#Funny, #Women

One man's folly is another man's wife.

#Funny

In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues.

#Funny, #Marriage

There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at...

#Age, #Funny

Dear Google Maps, your estimated time of arrival is my time to beat.

#Funny, #Internet

If eating left over pizza for breakfast is wrong, I don't wanna be right!

#College, #Food, #Funny

Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a...

#Cats, #Funny, #Women

Even from a very early age, I knew I didn't want to miss out on...

#Age, #Funny

Playing a fun drinking game called: Girl alone with her cat.

#Being Alone, #Drinking, #Funny

They say that marijuana is an entrance to other drugs...I say it's more like an...

#Drugs, #Food, #Funny

There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.

#Friendship, #Funny