Quotes about Funny

It is unthinkable for a Frenchman to arrive at middle age without having syphilis and...

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There sit the sainted sage, the bard divine, The few, whom genius gave to shine...

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One of the many things nobody ever tells you about middle age is that it's...

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The pyramids themselves, doting with age, have forgotten the names of their founders.

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A writer is congenitally unable to tell the truth and that is why we call...

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I never know what I think about something until I read what I've written on...

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I've honestly not been too aware of my age until I went to the doctor...

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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

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I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.

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You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

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I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for...

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My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I...

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