The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.

Quote by Arthur C Clarke

Topics: Funny Quotes, Honesty Quotes

The intelligent minority of this world will mark 1 January 2001 as the real beginning...

The intelligent minority of this world will mark 1 January 2001 as the real beginning...

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

Human judges can show mercy. But against the laws of nature, there is no appeal.

Human judges can show mercy. But against the laws of nature, there is no appeal.

It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God -...

It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God -...

It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God, but...

It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God, but...

When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly...

When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly...

There is hopeful symbolism in the fact that flags do not wave in a vacuum.

There is hopeful symbolism in the fact that flags do not wave in a vacuum.

I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't...

I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't...

The limits of the possible can only be defined by going beyond them into the...

The limits of the possible can only be defined by going beyond them into the...

It is not easy to see how the more extreme forms of nationalism can long...

It is not easy to see how the more extreme forms of nationalism can long...

I don't believe in astrology; I'm a Sagittarius and we're skeptical.

I don't believe in astrology; I'm a Sagittarius and we're skeptical.

How inappropriate to call this planet Earth when it is quite clearly Ocean.

How inappropriate to call this planet Earth when it is quite clearly Ocean.

I don't believe in God but I'm very interested in her.

I don't believe in God but I'm very interested in her.

The only way to discover the limits of the possible is to go beyond them...

The only way to discover the limits of the possible is to go beyond them...

It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God, but...

It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God, but...

I don't pretend we have all the answers. But the questions are certainly worth thinking...

I don't pretend we have all the answers. But the questions are certainly worth thinking...

The only way to find the limits of the possible is by going beyond them...

The only way to find the limits of the possible is by going beyond them...

My dad always used to tell me that if they challenge you to an after-school...

My dad always used to tell me that if they challenge you to an after-school...

Never give in.. never, never, never, never, in nothing great or small, large or petty,...

Never give in.. never, never, never, never, in nothing great or small, large or petty,...

In case of doubt, attack.

In case of doubt, attack.