He turned down a blow job from his ex-girlfriend... mid-blowjob. You know how hard that...#Forgetting Sarah Marshall
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Mixer: Let's go with the usual stuff, something dark and ominous. Like losing your penis...#Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Peter Bretter: Hi, can I have another Bloody Mary, please? Female Bartender: You're still working...#Forgetting Sarah Marshall
I had a girlfriend, right? And Liam and Noel Gallagher both had it off with...#Forgetting Sarah Marshall
How you served five years under her, I don't know. You deserve a medal, or...#Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Sarah Marshall: Do you want to put some clothes on! Peter Bretter: Oh, would you...#Forgetting Sarah Marshall
