“Oh, if they were Sean Jean sweatpants it would be no problem, but because they were Costco brand, it's the worst thing I could do. -Peter BretterQuote by Forgetting Sarah MarshallTopics: Quotes about Forgetting Sarah MarshallShare on:FacebookPinterestWhatsApp
Peter Bretter: Hi, can I have another Bloody Mary, please? Female Bartender: You're still working...#Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Surfing Instructor: If you get bitten by a shark, you're not just gonna give up...#Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Everybody hates you. Everybody wishes that you were dead. Peter you suck. Peter you suck....#Forgetting Sarah Marshall
I like her red hair. I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes. -Surfing Instructor#Forgetting Sarah Marshall
He turned down a blow job from his ex-girlfriend... mid-blowjob. You know how hard that...#Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Brian: You gotta get your shit together, man. Peter Bretter: I'm trying to. It's so...#Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Sarah Marshall: I hate your music. Aldous Snow: Yeah well, I fucked the housekeeper the...#Forgetting Sarah Marshall