Quotes about Family Guy

When I stick this army guy with the sharp bayonette up my nose, it tickles...

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Tonight theres a new reality show on Fox: Fast Animals, Slow Children. -Peter Griffin

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Sorry Meg. Daddy loves ya, but Daddy also loves Star Trek, and in all fairness,...

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Hey, Meg, you eighteen yet? -Glen Quagmire

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Whats this? Blueberries! Oh, oh my G... Oh, thats better than sex! -Stewie Griffin

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I had such a crush on her. Until I met you, Lois. Youre my silver...

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Guns dont kill people; dangerous minorities do. -Gun-rights advocate

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Police blotter: We have a gang shooting on 3rd and Main. Three wounded, one dead....

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Meg: Excuse me, Mayor West? Adam West: How do you know my language?

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Stewie: What the hell is this? Lois: Sweetie, thats tuna salad. Stewie: Oh, is that...

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Quagmire: Hey there, Gorgeous, how old are you? Connie: Sixteen. Quagmire: Eighteen? Connie: Mom! Quagmire:...

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Lois: Peter, why would they make you president? Peter: Maybe its because I can recite...

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