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Guns dont kill people; dangerous minorities do. -Gun-rights advocate

Guns dont kill people; dangerous minorities do. -Gun-rights advocate

I had such a crush on her. Until I met you, Lois. Youre my silver...

I had such a crush on her. Until I met you, Lois. Youre my silver...

Whats this? Blueberries! Oh, oh my G... Oh, thats better than sex! -Stewie Griffin

Whats this? Blueberries! Oh, oh my G... Oh, thats better than sex! -Stewie Griffin

Hey, Meg, you eighteen yet? -Glen Quagmire

Hey, Meg, you eighteen yet? -Glen Quagmire

Peter: Cant we tell them that your mother died? Lois: Peter, Im not gonna lie...

Peter: Cant we tell them that your mother died? Lois: Peter, Im not gonna lie...

Lois: Peter, why would they make you president? Peter: Maybe its because I can recite...

Lois: Peter, why would they make you president? Peter: Maybe its because I can recite...

Quagmire: Hey there, Gorgeous, how old are you? Connie: Sixteen. Quagmire: Eighteen? Connie: Mom! Quagmire:...

Quagmire: Hey there, Gorgeous, how old are you? Connie: Sixteen. Quagmire: Eighteen? Connie: Mom! Quagmire:...

Brian Griffin: Hey, how about a little less questions and a little more SHUT THE...

Brian Griffin: Hey, how about a little less questions and a little more SHUT THE...

Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.

Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.

Peter: Oh my god, Brian, theres a message in my Alphabits. It says, Oooooo. Brian:...

Peter: Oh my god, Brian, theres a message in my Alphabits. It says, Oooooo. Brian:...

Chris: Hey, little dude, you want some ice cream? Stewie: Yes, but no sprinkles. For...

Chris: Hey, little dude, you want some ice cream? Stewie: Yes, but no sprinkles. For...

Counselor: Id like to put video cameras in every room of your house so that...

Counselor: Id like to put video cameras in every room of your house so that...

Lois: Good, I dont have to cook. Peter: Oh, no, go ahead and cook anyway,...

Lois: Good, I dont have to cook. Peter: Oh, no, go ahead and cook anyway,...